"There's nothing here!"

That's what this page said before I posted this.

There's nothing here!

Nineteen light gray sans serif characters, existing only to proclaim:

There's nothing here!

Were those letters not something? Was that message nothing?

There's nothing here!

The volume rises. Even in death, the words live on:

There's nothing here!

There was nothing on this page. There is nothing on this page. There always will be nothing on this page.

There's nothing here!


Footprints in mud, ripples in water, gone forever, but imprinted always. These words are special, for to those who can read them, they are truth.

There's nothing here.

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